Orville

Orville...

Orville...

Could you name your son

Orville?

How about Treetop?
Treetop Jones
Treetop Quinten Jones, botanist

or Tubkin
   Tubkin Walker
     Tubkin Waters Walker, peanut farmer

      or Starmaster
         Starmaster Powers
           Starmaster Flux Powers, production mgr.

            or Provo Utah
               Provo Utah Sampson, bicycle repair

if it's a girl: Sasha sha sha sha
 like an echo
     hi, my name is Sasha sha sha sha Gilbert
sha sha sha is my middle name (blink, blink)

or maybe Scythe 

   Scythe Fenderson

"Scythe Fenderson, CPA, could you hold, please?"


I always liked Kelvin, but Kevin is my brother, so...

How about U-Bolt? U-bolt M. Johnson

or Tranny, short for Transmission
    Tranny Smith
Mister Transmission Smith, esq.

all good names

but Orville

could you name your son 

Orville?

I can't even go there...