Monday, October 5, 2015

The Dang

Dang, that's a lot of onions!
That's a dang lot of onions!
That's a lot of dang onions!
That's a lot of onions, dang it!

Onion trucks I view indifferently
but dang onions matter, indubitably
the dang may dangle, infinitely
and it costs nothing! Language is free!

I like to move the dang around
I like to see the dang abound
I like the simple ding-dang sound
of the ding-dang-dong that I have found

So do me a favor and write dang down
tear up the paper and spread it 'round town
let dang become your greatest renown 
and you will wear the ding-dang crown!




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