So What?

you can leave leaves

you can stop tops

you can revere a river

you can part the trap

there are many things you could do with your language

I'm sure that English isn't as fun as some

but I don't know any others to compare with

so...

so you sew

sew what?

sew sewers?

so's she sewing sewers

or suing sewers

or sewing suers

sewers stink

stinkers sew and then they sue. 

why does 'er' change the way you pronounce 'sew'?

or not, depending

if you say a word over and over it doesn't feel like a word anymore

Donald Trump did it recently with 'China'

"China," he said 

"China, China, China, China

China, China, China.."

and so on, only each 'China' was inflected differently

which is funny because people in China who speak Mandarin (960 million)

inflect same words differently, too. 

Is it striped, or stri-ped?

Is it often, or of-ten?

Is it all-mond, or ahmond?

Is it salmon or sal-mon?

Why do you pronounce the first 'L' in 'salmonella?

Is it despicable, or de-thpicable?

We may never know but it's fun to think about.